One for the Money

Janet Evanovich

Top 10 Best Quotes

“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell," Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”

“I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy”

“In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.”

“I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.”

“You're a lunatic. You ran me over with a goddamn Buick.”

“I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur”

“You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-”

“I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?”

“Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.”

“Nothing Personal? You've harrassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it enough I'm accused of murder? What are you the bounty hunter from hell?”

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